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Jul. 2nd, 2006 01:55 pm
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Okay, so I finished a short story and am feeling really good about my accomplishments today so I figured--it is now time to tackle the daunting task of putting myself out there in cyber space, once and for all. I have been putting this off for far too long, for much the same reasons that I don't keep a journal under my bed either...I don't want to be remembered for any of this drivel. Call it Twain-itis. (The man commented on the dump he took that morning and it was witty enough to make it into quote books for hundreds of years.) Who can live up to that kind of success? Who in there right mind even tries? Oh yeah, that would be me.

But then I read a book that really helped me out. I can't remember the title of it right now, but that's unimportant. It was a book of letters from famous people to their children. And with the exception of Twain (damn you Mark!) and surprisingly, George Bush Sr., they were all drivel. They were boring and chocked full of cliches and very few original ideas, they were common and everyday, and they gave me hope. If these people weren't afraid that their every sentence would be judged by the masses, than who am I to worry? I mean really, get over myself already!

So, here I am, with all my spelling and grammar mistakes, with all my cliches and unoriginality, unwittness...judge away!!

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
The "OMG HTF did I get involved in this" story? Oh sorry, that's my name for it. I swear, if either of you bring in Winky, I am so outta here. I don't do crack!pairs!!!

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Date: 2006-07-04 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
I think it was just called, "Oooohhhhh" and you know that Winky and he were "really, really good friends!" Now, which one of them should be pregnant? HAHAHAHA...

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
You are a sick woman! I don't stand a chance against the two of you.

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorcat.livejournal.com
No one gets preg. but the giant squid! Seriously, Barty doesn't need Winky. He is an attractive (if you like guys of that age like SOME girlies do, no names mentioned), dignified Ministry official. He could do better. He could definitely get Madame Rosmerta, Sybil Trelawney, perhaps even Prof. McGonagall...

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
*shudders* I think I'd pick being forced to write about Winky over Trelawney.

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Date: 2006-07-04 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorcat.livejournal.com
How about Umbridge? It might just work with her! After all, she *is* rule-abiding...*hem, hem!*

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Date: 2006-07-06 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Maybe I should just let this round robin up to you and TJ!

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Date: 2006-07-06 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
No way, if you quit, I'm out as well...

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Date: 2006-07-06 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Le sigh... oh the pressure. Fine, fine, I'm in. Just no house elf or umbridge sex!!!

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Date: 2006-07-07 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm old fashion, I don't like to picture any of them having sex...I just like to imply it...

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Date: 2006-07-07 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
implied sex?

Whatever else am I supposed to write about? Though honestly, I'd rather not think of BC Sr and sex in the same sentence.

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