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Jul. 2nd, 2006 01:55 pm
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Okay, so I finished a short story and am feeling really good about my accomplishments today so I figured--it is now time to tackle the daunting task of putting myself out there in cyber space, once and for all. I have been putting this off for far too long, for much the same reasons that I don't keep a journal under my bed either...I don't want to be remembered for any of this drivel. Call it Twain-itis. (The man commented on the dump he took that morning and it was witty enough to make it into quote books for hundreds of years.) Who can live up to that kind of success? Who in there right mind even tries? Oh yeah, that would be me.

But then I read a book that really helped me out. I can't remember the title of it right now, but that's unimportant. It was a book of letters from famous people to their children. And with the exception of Twain (damn you Mark!) and surprisingly, George Bush Sr., they were all drivel. They were boring and chocked full of cliches and very few original ideas, they were common and everyday, and they gave me hope. If these people weren't afraid that their every sentence would be judged by the masses, than who am I to worry? I mean really, get over myself already!

So, here I am, with all my spelling and grammar mistakes, with all my cliches and unoriginality, unwittness...judge away!!

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Date: 2006-07-02 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zafania.livejournal.com
what was the story about?

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Date: 2006-07-02 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
It was just a short story about a little girl from Mexico and how she becomes Americanized with some help from some nasty teachers and a Barbie doll. It started from a funny prompt but then it went and got all serious on me, so I'm a bit glad to be done with it. That is until the editing task is thrust upon me...

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Date: 2006-07-02 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zafania.livejournal.com
editing is horrid, but i like the idea - to a brit like me it sounds kindof exotic?

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Date: 2006-07-04 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Yes, but both of you are great storytellers that the editing ends up being more technical stuff than anything else.

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Date: 2006-07-04 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zafania.livejournal.com
I've always had trouble with technical - even in school maths i would get yelled at for getting the ritgh answer via the wrong route.

I always think storytelling is what i do for a living though, writing feels different and i have to make a concious effort not to channel the epic peoptry i normally work with?

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Have you ever just tried channelling the epic poetry? You can always fuss with it once you get it down, but it might give you some great stories. Not that you need help coming up with great stories.

Seriously, you two make me think I should stick to editing. Or smut writing. Hee.

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Date: 2006-07-04 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zafania.livejournal.com
mmmm...smut!

you knw the more i think about that artist and his muse story the more i think it might end up being rather smut-heavy? eek!

I actaully used epic poetry quite a lot fro the colchian inheritance - esp the dream sequence, and i worked a lot of the linguistic stuff into the story. but when i'm actaull telling a story i'm concious of the rythm of the owrds more, and of the repetiton of certain phrases, like homer uses "grey eyed godees" for athena. I become more and more aware that this is a holding pattern - it allows you to think about what comes next while your mouth is on autopilot! you get it in norse and early english stuff like beowulf as well, and even though i tell my own interpretations of these i still use the linguistic tricks, i revel in them because they work on so many levels

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
There's nothing wrong with smut! Go for it.

My entery for the summer challenge at ARWOW is turning into a muse smut. But then again, it seems nearly everything I've written in the last 10 months ends up in smut one way or another. One of the girls in my writers group suggested that I am in need of a good shag. That goes without saying.

Your storytelling sounds very cool. I bet the kids love it!

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zafania.livejournal.com
sigh - unfortunatly a shag is never difficult to obtain - its the "good" part that so often turns out to be problematic?

storytelling is funn, but oddly enough when i do public events its the adults who come back time after time as much as the kids do. I got a bit upset at one roman do the other yearbecause an old lady came up and told me she'd cried for her dead husband at the end of my version of philemon and baucis

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Wow! Not many can say they move people to tears!

And yes, a good shag is as elusive as, how did you phrase it? Finding a virgin for a dark revel?

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zafania.livejournal.com
its one of my quieter stories, normally they only cry from laughing - that or a scare tha crap out of em!

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Date: 2006-07-04 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
Oh, gee,is that me blushing? THank you. I guess its everyone wishing they had the others talent. And as for you're idea of sticking to editing and smut, that's fine, if that's what you want to do (lord knows you're my favorite editor) but I don't think you should sell yourself short on the other things...you my friend are a writer!! Sad but true!

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Awww... mutual love fest/ego stroking! Love it!

MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER ZAFFY!

Sigh. If only writer didn't equate poor, life would be better.

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Date: 2006-07-04 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Was it from the lima beans prompt?

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Date: 2006-07-04 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
Yep. I do loves the Lima Bean!!

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Seriously, we should write a letter to the makers of Moods. Who knew a board game could be so inspirational?

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Date: 2006-07-04 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Geez, no pressure or anything there girl!

Welcome to live journal! Glad to see you posting. Did you get the bazillion icons I sent you?

By the way, if you are wondering who Sailor cat is, it's the red head from book club. :)

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Date: 2006-07-04 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorcat.livejournal.com
*cough* yes it's me, your co-author with Apythia of "The World According to Barty Crouch, Sr." - or was it, "Hotel Barty Crouch, Sr.," no wait, it was "Barty Crouch,Sr. Rules..." No, no, that's not it..."A Prayer for Barty Crouch, Sr.?" "The 800 lb Barty Crouch, Sr.?" WTF was the story called again?!?

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Date: 2006-07-04 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
The "OMG HTF did I get involved in this" story? Oh sorry, that's my name for it. I swear, if either of you bring in Winky, I am so outta here. I don't do crack!pairs!!!

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Date: 2006-07-04 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
I think it was just called, "Oooohhhhh" and you know that Winky and he were "really, really good friends!" Now, which one of them should be pregnant? HAHAHAHA...

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
You are a sick woman! I don't stand a chance against the two of you.

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorcat.livejournal.com
No one gets preg. but the giant squid! Seriously, Barty doesn't need Winky. He is an attractive (if you like guys of that age like SOME girlies do, no names mentioned), dignified Ministry official. He could do better. He could definitely get Madame Rosmerta, Sybil Trelawney, perhaps even Prof. McGonagall...

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Date: 2006-07-04 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
*shudders* I think I'd pick being forced to write about Winky over Trelawney.

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Date: 2006-07-04 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorcat.livejournal.com
How about Umbridge? It might just work with her! After all, she *is* rule-abiding...*hem, hem!*

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Date: 2006-07-06 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Maybe I should just let this round robin up to you and TJ!

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Date: 2006-07-06 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
No way, if you quit, I'm out as well...

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Date: 2006-07-06 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
Le sigh... oh the pressure. Fine, fine, I'm in. Just no house elf or umbridge sex!!!

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Date: 2006-07-07 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm old fashion, I don't like to picture any of them having sex...I just like to imply it...

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Date: 2006-07-07 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apythia.livejournal.com
implied sex?

Whatever else am I supposed to write about? Though honestly, I'd rather not think of BC Sr and sex in the same sentence.

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