Fandom Snowflake Challenge Day Eight

[tjs_whatnot]

Day 8

In your own space, make a list of at least 3 things that you like about yourself.


Alright, let's do this motherfucker!

Ways In Which I Am Awesome as Fuck

1) I am fuckin' hilarious! Seriously, I crack myself up on the daily. ;)

2) I love my nose. It is fuckin' adorable. It was my dad's. He left it to me in his will. ;) (See? That shit is funny!)

3) I can cheerlead like a mofo. I am (as a friend just articulated) ridiculously, adorably enthusiastic about ~things~. This special skill-set of mine helps me rally my friends to do great things, shows my devotion to people who are kind enough (or assigned through no choice of their own) to write/draw/create things for me. It also helps in my job. I might have the only job in the world were being ridiculous and full of love for all mankind and being super encouraging is a major job requirement. ♥

4) I can curse like a motherfucker. Seriously, I'm like a Jedi Master at this shit. If Hogwarts taught a class on creating new and inventive swears, I (and probably the Weasley twins) would be the professors, it would be called "From Douchebaggary to Shit-Tonnage: How to Pepper Your Vocabulary with Colorful and Inventive Language 101."

But, what makes this skill into a talent is my innate ability to turn that shit off the moment I walk into a room of children. Just like *snap* that.

You know what they say:

Poppins in the street in the day:

Tucker in the sheets in the night:

Now tell me, what's your favorite things about you?

Comments

[tjs_whatnot]

Yes, because as you well know, whatnot is VERY important to me. As are you! ♥ ♥