Purely Masturbatery Navel-Gazy Writing Meme

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I put off doing this meme for a few reasons, the first being that I thought it looked like a thing that would be hard to gather. But corvidology  assured me it wasn't, and I trust them. ❤️ The second was because I knew that a lot of it would be HP, and as I've discussed before, I have complicated thoughts of my output in that fandom. But, I am proud of a lot of the works I produced, and feel like most (if not all) of them have always been a Fuck You to Rowling, so… here goes.

1. Most Hits: Best and the Brightest HP Harry/Tonks. Hits 14,107. (Don't even ask me how many comments it has, I'll just say this: Never change HP fandom, never change.

2. Second Most Kudos: The Matchmaker HP Harry/Ron. Kudos 391

3. Third Most Comments: The Dude Abides Veronica Mars (Veronica & Dick Casablancas) Comments 57

4. Fourth Most Bookmarks: Best and the Brightest (Again, never change HP fandom 😍😭😍😭)

5. Fifth Most Words: Smile Like You Mean It White Collar (Peter/El/Ace!Neal) Words: 15,135

6. Fic With Second Fewest Words (That's Not a Drabble): Connections The Outsiders (Darrel & Ponyboy) 149 words.

7. Seventh Most Common Relationship: Okay, this one is impossible to tabulate because a HUGE chunk of my HP fics were uploaded to AO3 through the Open Doors program and the relationship tag didn't come with it, so I have very few (like very, very few) repeat relationships listed. For example, I have no 7th most common relationship, I have a 5-way tie for sixth place each with 2 stories each.
Those are:
Josh Lyman/Donna Moss (The West Wing)
Veronica Mars/ Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey (White Collar)
Joey Potter/Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek)
Ron Weasley/Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

(I'm shocked with all the slash/ femslash I've written that so many of these were het. It would be a much different list if I ever decide to tag things properly. 😭😭

8. Eighth Drabble Posted: The Royal Family HP Remus/Severus Posted on AO3 on Nov, 2007.

9. Ninth Most Common Character: This is a tie between Hermione Granger and Mozzie from White Collar.

10. Tenth Mature and Explicit Fic:
For Science HP Luna/Remus for Explicit.
The Remember-All HP Remus/Neville for Mature

11. Eleventh Most Recent Completed Fic: Spaghetti Western Rhinestone (Jake Farris/Nick Martinelli). Written for 2022's Yuletide. Such an obscurely miniscule fandom. God, I love Yuletide. ❤️

12. Twelfth Most Recent Story in Your Sixth Most Common Tag: No Need to Call Me Sir HP (Harry/Snape or maybe Harry & Snape? I can't even remember). This was for the tag Alternative Universe, and again, this is highly skewed from my inability to do anything properly in AO3. 😭😭

13. Favorite Title That Isn't from a Poem or Song or Shakespeare or The West Wing:
Haha, I love the weird specificity of this question! But, now I want to try and remember any stories that were from a poem, a song, Shakespeare or The West Wing. Let's see…

Song:
Pennies From Heaven (We Could Be So Good) 
Glow Like Burning Coal (Marvel)
Message in a Bottle (White Collar) 
Smile Like You Mean It (White Collar) 
You Do Something to Me (Elementary) 
Tangled Up In Blue (Shelter)
Eyesight to the Blind (HP)
Beauty of Grey (HP)

Poem:
Mercy Pity, Peace (Veronica Mars) 
Dismantle the Sun (HP)

Shakespeare:
A Rose by Any Other Name (White Collar) 
If music be the food of love, play on (HP) (Which I just realized I had somehow never uploaded to AO3--which makes it one of 3 HP fics I've found around the interwebz that I'd never put there, and probably never will 😭😭)

The West Wing: Sadly none, not even my West Wing fics. 🤣🤣 Which makes me sort of want to write some TWW fic to fix that. 🤣

Any key takeaways? Just that I need to write more, and tag better. ❤️❤️