Holy Crap! Salinger is in the news! HE LIVES!!!!

Colting's lawyer's argued the copyright laws didn't apply because "60 Years Later" was a critical parody that, in fact, transformed Salinger's original.

Jeeesh, and I thought SVA's lawyers had balls! TRANSFORMS!?!?!

Judge Bans "sequel" to 'Catcher in the Rye'