Fandom Snowflake Challenge Day Eight

[tjs_whatnot]

Day 8

In your own space, make a list of at least 3 things that you like about yourself.


Alright, let's do this motherfucker!

Ways In Which I Am Awesome as Fuck

1) I am fuckin' hilarious! Seriously, I crack myself up on the daily. ;)

2) I love my nose. It is fuckin' adorable. It was my dad's. He left it to me in his will. ;) (See? That shit is funny!)

3) I can cheerlead like a mofo. I am (as a friend just articulated) ridiculously, adorably enthusiastic about ~things~. This special skill-set of mine helps me rally my friends to do great things, shows my devotion to people who are kind enough (or assigned through no choice of their own) to write/draw/create things for me. It also helps in my job. I might have the only job in the world were being ridiculous and full of love for all mankind and being super encouraging is a major job requirement. ♥

4) I can curse like a motherfucker. Seriously, I'm like a Jedi Master at this shit. If Hogwarts taught a class on creating new and inventive swears, I (and probably the Weasley twins) would be the professors, it would be called "From Douchebaggary to Shit-Tonnage: How to Pepper Your Vocabulary with Colorful and Inventive Language 101."

But, what makes this skill into a talent is my innate ability to turn that shit off the moment I walk into a room of children. Just like *snap* that.

You know what they say:

Poppins in the street in the day:

Tucker in the sheets in the night:

Now tell me, what's your favorite things about you?

Comments

[smirkingcat.livejournal.com]

crack myself up on the daily
i'm sure you aren't the only one cracking on the things you say!
and yay for being such a good friend and having a requirement for your job met- especially as it sounds like a very hard and difficult one!
*has all the admiration for your cursing talents, as i have non of that and i would sooo take your class- fair warning i'm a difficult pupil XD*

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

♥ Finding yourself funny is half the battle, right? Translating it to others sensibilities is the difficult part, thankfully, I deal with bbs who are easily amused.

And you should totes take me class, if I can teach three year olds boys to aim at the toilet bowl, I could have you buggering and cocksucking in no time--wait, that came out wrong... oh nevermind.

[smirkingcat.livejournal.com]

it is very important to found oneself funny- i mean given how much time we spent in our own society, if i weren't such a smartass myself, i would not be able to stand me most of the time ;)

are you implying my cocksucking skills are not up to date?
hmmmm- well maybe i really can learn something you, maybe i cant XP
the buggering depends on psoitions, but you implied there would be two fancy redheads helping you so i might not mind that either XDD *totally has a thing for red hair*