The X-Files book should be fun. I was in one of their Doctor Who books and they have someone different "review" each episode, but the reviews are nothing like you'd imagine. I did an episode with the 12th Doctor in a very Mike Hammer/Maltese Falcon vibe. It was fun. This one will be a bit more serious, but still (hopefully) humorous.

And OMGoodness! I love this bit of your story! Like a true detective mystery! I like it!

MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!!

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