For Once My Shallow Cougarishness Paid Off

[tjs_whatnot]

I know I've been gushing about cuteness, scruffiness and whatnot like an insipid teenage fangirl, and I apologize, but, um...how about one more?

White Collar

Let me introduce you to Neal Caffrey--




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This is what got me interested in this show. And I thought it would be what kept me too...for so many reasons (for which I will show you under this cut):



So yeah, Neal is very much eye candy, I can't deny it. Eye candy that looks good like ALL THE TIME!




In a hat, which he wears ALOT!


In a turtleneck.
In glasses--Clark Kent what


And most importantly, in a hat and handcuffs:



Yes, see, Neal has something else going for him. He is a thief, a conman. The only FBI agent smart enough to catch him is a guy named Peter Burke and at first I thought it was going to be a formulaic drama where bumbling cop with hot wife gets himself in situations and then needs hot thief to save him. GOD WAS I WRONG!! Lets talk about the supposed bumbling FBI agent who is so fuckin' bad ass I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT!



Admittedly, not overly much to look at from this angle--but srsly, after like the first episode I saw what "hot wife" saw in him, and after like a episode and a half I saw just how amazing the dynamic between Neal and Peter was going to be...





asfdkjas;f CAN YOU EVEN STAND IT!?!?! There's a power struggle yeah, but more importantly there is a very dynamic submissive/dominance thing going on that is just delicious. Peter just owns Neal. From the very literal leash of a tracker he has to wear on his ankle that tells Peter where he is at all times, to his very freedom depending on Peter. And with the very best sub/dom relationships there is just a mindblowingly amazing trust between them that just GUH!

But, if Peter owns Neal, then Peter's Hot Wife Elizabeth totally OWNS them both!





asdfksaflkj Forget every Saved By The Bell Nightmare feelings you had about this woman because fasfjkas SHE IS AMAZING in this role...for real.

Srsly, not since West Wing have I loved EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER in a show...and even West Wing didn't make me want to see every single one of them with every other one of them...hell, I even ♥ these two and want them to make each other dizzily happy:





But what I really want to see is more of these three together all the time in anyway I can get them...




askldfjasdj JUST SO MUCH LOVE, RESPECT AND ADMIRATION FOR EACH OTHER! ♥

I feel I should be telling you more about plot and whatnot, but it's really not in me right now, because the season finale was on a few nights ago and it just WRECKED me with HOLY SHIT SON AMAZINGNESS and I can't even articulate it--which is really pissing me off actually, because it really is an amazing show that everyone should be watching.

Oh, hey, you want a slightly more mature and coherent justification of loving this show so much? Go here.

Alright, one more of me being shallow and all keysmashy--

 

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Also, hello to my new White Collar friends, thankfully I didn't have to convince any of you of the lovely, but maybe you can help a girl out--please be directing me to the good fics! I think you'll understand that I'll read ALMOST ANYTHING--any pairing any rating, any scenerio!! GIMME!GIMME!

Comments

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

Can I ask you what may be a wacky (and completely unrelated to your post) question?

[droxy.livejournal.com]

Hats = losing hair.

First boy looks like he needs spanking.

dont watch much tv

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If my love for Jude Law has shown me anything, it's that for some reason, I've quite a thing for men losing hair. :(( IDEK

Oh he does, lord does he! ;)

[bemoan1000.livejournal.com]

I know I've been gushing about cuteness, scruffiness and whatnot like an insipid teenage fangirl, and I apologize, but, um...how about one more?

No need to apologize. I like eye candy.

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this makes me actually almost want to watch the show. Your fangirly glee is infectious! (And guh, that man is so many kinds of attractive)

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

I guess I should just give up the self-delusion that anyone respects me or expects more from me then flailing around like a loon.

At least this time I am gushing over something that is truly intellegent and amazing too. :))

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

haha, I went to reply and couldn't.

To answer your deleted question. Yes...distantly...very distantly.

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

It felt like a really dumb question right after I posted. :S

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

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How can I convince you!?!?!



homoerotic what!?!?!

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! I will read it as my reward later tonight! :))

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THAT LOOK!! And then, then, when Neal wakes away, and then turns and says "Peter..." and then KABOOM! askfjasfjk IT IS KILLING ME!! What do you think he was going to say to him!?!?!

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

What is this, what am I seeing?!

How is naked greek statue-man sculpting even necessary to any kind of plot?!! HOMOEROTIC FOR SURE. sd;lfakdsf

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

haha, not at all...I used to get it a lot. My grandmother told me once that there weren't many of us that came over here so if we ever find one with the same last name, then chances are, we're related. (see how cagey I was with not saying my last name...not that it matters as it's pretty easy to guess) :((

But, like I said, distantly...like third cousins once removed or some such...

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

It is super relevant!! He's a art thief and sometimes he has to reproduce pieces of art with his shirt off, okay?

Actually, the shirt off part is for me...my reward for being a good person! :))

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee :D

Well, that explains it all obviously. Perhaps all his shirts are really nice, and he doesn't want to get stone dust all over them! He looks like a snappy dresser, yeah?

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Sorry about that.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

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The Peter pulling him back was like the best moment ever!! I think that was why I didn't notice until watching it again that "Peter..." at the end, right before it... :(( I think he was finally going to say good bye. ;____;

And I don't mind so much that Peter will never be his first, Kate to me was what El said about the idea of someone...and I don't think Peter would mind that he choose the idea of what he once had and once was...he would understand...and it's not like Peter doesn't have the kick-ass-est wife EVER TO LIVE!

ASFKLSADJFAS;LJ I could just search for pics of this man all day long! :))

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

heehee, no worries, it's not like I keep it that much of a secret! It's in my username for goshsakes! :))

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

EXQUISITE DRESSER! No lie...there's actually a really cute, adorable character building reason that he is a sharp dresser...you will just have to watch it to see...

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

Still. *flails*

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

Well, would you look at that.

(I love men in suits, ngl. Something so hot about it. :3)

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

Something so unbelievably sexy about skinny ties and fedoras!!



And now I inexplicably have a thing for holsters too. UNF!!

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

Holsters remind me of police, and police sketch me out... but yes yes yes a million times to fedoras and skinny ties. You could stick a fedora on anyone and they'd instantly get 50x more sexier... why oh why did they ever go out of fashion??

[shes-gone.livejournal.com]

crying I just really want to watch this show now! Dhajhshshsjs so much sexy, holy shit <333333333333

Re:

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

sobbing I think you should! You will ♥ it sooo hard! And it's only had one season and they're online, plus USA Network is ridiculous with re-airing their shit!

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I just want to watch it over and over!!

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

But he is the FBI so his holster is super hot!! Or something. O.O

Right? Fedoras just can't be unsexy...no matter what...and maybe Caffrey will bring back the HAWT of skinny ties and fedoras!!

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

FBI is sketchy too!!!!1!! Just yeah, I was friends with a lot of anarchists in college. IT RUBS OFF ON YOU.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

haha, I was friends with a bunch of potheads...what does that say about my odd fascination with cops?

[la-dissonance.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaha! That is some very twisted fascination you've got, to be sure...

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

Sobbing I love White Collar so much and Neal/Peter/Elizabeth kills me. sldkj THAT LAST SCENE IN THE SEASON FINALE sldkjfsldkjf

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

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dying the last 10 minutes..."You and Peter, how did you know?"

God Neal! Plz let El and Peter just adopt you and keep you safe!

And I was so nervous that it was not going to end well and then they "You said goodbye to everyone but me, why?"

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And the BOOM! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm legitimately HOOKED now, for realz!

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

CRYING EXACTLYYYY. And god the way Neal looked at Peter when he turned around after he makes you think that Peter didn't change his mind and sldkjflksdjf WHATEVER NEAL YOU JUST BELONG TO HIM.

Also I just really love the cast of this entire show, which is really rare, for me at least. lkdjf I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO WAIT LIKE, SIX MONTHS FOR SEASON 2. I think it should start tomorrow. :((((

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

White Collar Season Two: Premiering This Summer (http://www.tvfanatic.com/2010/03/white-collar-season-two-premiering-this-summer/)



THIS SUMMER!!

Any yes, like EVERY SINGLE PERSON!! except Kate, who I really hope sort of stayed on the plane. :((

HOW IS IT SO AMAZING!! This things NEVER happen IRL TV!!

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

OMG. OMGOMGOMGOMG. YES BEST SHOW EVER!!!

Crying sometimes I just forget Kate even exists. And I wish she was on that plane but I feel like it's obvious she's part of some scheme that's out to get Neal. BLAH. Although I didn't really like Alex either. BASICALLY I DON'T LIKE ANY GIRLS AROUND NEAL EXCEPT FOR JUNE AND ELIZABETH.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

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YES! Sometimes I think she's just a figment of Neal imagination! And why I'm curious about the backstory of her and of her and Neal--and especially her and Peter, 'cause HOLY SHIT something is going on there--I'm sort of ready for her not to be a factor anymore!

And yes! All girls except June and El want something from Neal and need to GO AWAY!!

AND GUH! Isn't June just amazing! And Mozzie!! And Jones! And DIANA!!

[zafania.livejournal.com]

i can see, aesthetically, how he would appeal, but am not going into cougar competition with you - puppy training is too much like hard work.
converstaion between me and nlvb last night
me - ive never been into pretty boys
him - thanks hon! *attempts to push me off the sofa*

[capitu]

Second person on my flist who fangirls about this show. I'm gonna have to watch it. lol

[leviathan0999.livejournal.com]

I was friends with a lot of anarchists in college.

Watch the show, then. You'll like Willie Garson as Mozzie.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

RIGHT!?!?!?

He makes paranoia soooo SEXXXXXXXXXXXY!

[so-severus.livejournal.com]

boyfriend loves this show
I need to give it a try
I like the dude when he wears d0rk glasses
lol I love Saved by the Bell :P

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

Oh, but he's well trained!

askfjasj HAHAHA! You're boyfriend's poor little ego! *pets*

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

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YES! DO!! NOW!!

also, ILU!

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

HE IS ALL THINGS!!

*dies from teh hot*

WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE ♥ ♥ ♥???

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

I knew you're boyfriend was AWESOME!!
YOU MUST!
heehee, he wears Hot Hats way more then d0rk glasses, sadly. :((
Saved by the Bell--which had a bit of an appeal, was not what one would call Well Acted is what I'm saying. :))

[so-severus.livejournal.com]

lol that is true :P

i hope you will come visit in april or may or june or sometime soon :D

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

HAHA! I'm actually coming in tonight for a show! It was a sudden impulse and it's such crappy weather that I doubt I'll be doing any hanging out. So, yes! SOON! I plan on spending a lot of time in the city this spring and summer, just incase I move sometime soon. :((

[zafania.livejournal.com]

he doesn't seem to understnad that i'm so short sighted that once i take my glasses off everyone's pretty.

was worth pissing him off tho cos it meant he decided to assert himself in the new bedroom he just built, which made for an entertaining afternoon...

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

sdkfjsa;dfkj RIGHT???

"I gave you a chance at a life"
"It's not the life I wanted"

*cries forever*

Without the explosion? That might be hard. Have you tried whitecollar_tv? There is a crapload of stuff there focusing on that episode.

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

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YES! UNF!!!

It's all part of that Dom thing Peter's got going that just...just...GUH!

"You know why" Yes Neal, we ALL know why!
"Tell me" That's right Peter, you OWN him, he must do what you say!
"You are the only one who could change my mind." 'Cause you're the only one whose opinion matters!

adskfasldfjsa;ld SO MUCH BEING SAID BETWEEN THE LINES!!!

I love, LOVE that USA plays their shows over and over. ♥